The Horror, The Horror.
Do you expect me to write in glowing terms about "the first ever talking avatar ringtone application" or a "new online game"?
Well apparently PR companies are beginning to. The horror, the horror. All I wanted was a quiet little blog but 2007 brings missives from hucksters who claim to read my views on marketing and then demonstrate that they don't. Worse still, they're not sending me cars to test drive or other high-value goodies.
Clearly, I must get some sort of publicity agent to raise my media profile via interviews and public appearances.